“We ordered up last night!” “How many bottles you up, man?” “We ordered up like 20 bottles, man. You can’t buy two drinks and say, "We orderin' up." If you orderin' up, you got 10 drinks. If you orderin' up, that’s not two things. One of the things that kept coming up in the piece was “orderin' up.” What does that mean, to be “ordered up?” Orderin' up could be anything from ordering up some shots for everybody, you could be orderin' up drinks, but it has to be more than, like, several. Lesson one: saying “swag” is no longer cool. So we reached out to DJ Esco, the man who plays its music and who knows strip clubs better than we know, well, anything, and asked him how to sound like we fit in. She's just trying to get $paid$.In our latest issue, Devin Friedman takes you inside the world of Magic City, Atlanta strip club and verifiable hip-hop hit factory. It's easy to forget when there is hella mood lighting and she's all up on you, but this is her job. If you have a waitress (even if she is also a stripper), you absolutely must tip her separately for the service.ġ3. It's easy to forget that you have to leave money in places other than thongz when you are MaKinG iT RaIn~* (ew ew sorry). G-string tips and food tips are different. The food isn't half bad! Remember when your boyfriend said he goes to Hooters for the hot wings? Strip clubs kill it on the fried food beat.ġ2. Same thing, except instead of Edith Wharton books it's G-strings.ġ1. You have to adhere to them or else you are disrespectful. Every strip club has it's own rules and regulations. Or strike up a conversation! If you're a guy who wants more attention, use your words, not your hands.ġ0.Even though this is your Wild Night Out, the rules still apply. If you're a woman and you don't want this attention, just say no thank you. This is probably because women are less likely to be total creeps to the strippers. If you are a woman, you will likely get boobs in your face. This is IMPORTANT, unless you like to be ground up on when you are stone-cold sober. Whether it's a liquor license thing or a money thing, not all strip clubs have a full bar. As long as you are POLITE, there is no reason to feel badly about being done for the night.Ĩ. Remember, it is her job to take your money, so she is not likely to walk away after three or four minutes. If it has been 12 years since your lap dance started and you are ready to be done, you are allowed to say no. Saying no to a dance is awkward, but allowed. Oh, and if you wanna go the Alanis ironic route, pick "My Love Don't Cost a Thing" by Jennifer Lopez.ħ. Don't try to get out of it either, because that's tacky as shit. Don't be surprised when your session is up and you owe way more than you were originally told you would. You are generally told how much a song and lap dance combo will cost you, but you will most likely not hear the song end or care because Boobs. There is a flat rate for songs, but they might not tell you when a song ends. What are you, my Uncle Hyman? Because I am pretty sure he paid for his whole house in Great Neck with a bathtub of small change.Ħ. And secondly, you are being scary and rude.ĥ. Unless you've taken a class or watched a lot of Miley, twerking is not a move found in nature, and the best strippers have upper arm strength that you would not believe. Your ass will be kicked out if you spontaneously decide that you can do it better. It looks like all it takes is a suggestive glance to get you shaking it on stage in the movies, but you cannot just climb up there unless you're invited up by a performer. It's not going to be as much like a casino in the afternoon as you think it'll be.Ĥ. There are usually more GURLZ than gross dudes present on weekend nights. Would you try to honk the breast of a lady shopping next to you in the clearance section of Ann Taylor?ģ. Think of her as a female stranger on the street, with less clothing on. You would be appalled if a drunk rando grabbed your boob! Just because a stripper is a stripper, it does not mean you are allowed to take advantage in ways you never would otherwise. You can't just go around grabbing body parts. Although, to be fair, nobody at a strip club in the daytime looks particularly "adventurous" - more like sad, lonely, crusty and divorced. You've never once seen a movie where a bachelor party goes to Da Club in broad daylight, have you? Well, it is an option, if you are adventurous enough.
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